Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.— What I needed to hear (via sereinsky)
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
my last words will probably be sarcastic
"what are you gonna do, kill me?"